Limericks

Limerick 1

There once was a man from Pyong Yang

Who made some plutonium go bang

From the force of the blast

The fall out was vast

And the kimchi acquired a nice tang

 

Limerick 2 (Six lines)

Fidel Castro, dictator of Cuba

Tried to pleasure his wife with a tuba

But he’s getting older

And he should have told her

She should have remembered to lube her

(The screaming was heard in Aruba)

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