Big Brother

The German original of this poem was written on a hoarding in Praterstern, Vienna. My translation into English is below.

Biste schleimig wie ein Aal,

Arbeitslos und asozial

Haste Titten bis zum Boden

Oder Taetowierte Hoden

Bist du dummer wie ein Schwein?

Zieh doch bei Big Brother ein.


Are you slimy like an eel,

Antisocial, on the dole

Do your tits reach to your shoes

Or your bollocks sport tattoos

Are you thicker than pigshit?

Then Big Brother’s your best bet.



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