Two limericks

Pseudo

There once was a man from Salt Lake

Whose pseudoness quite took the cake

When they called him a fraud,

He said, “So help me lord,

I only pretend to be fake.”

 

Vienna

There once was a gal from Vienna

Who dyed her hair bright red with henna

The cars they did stop

When they saw her red top

And on the Guertel, they’d proffer a tenner.

 

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